"If they haven’t already started building out the network in your immediate area, the odds of you ever getting service are slim to none."
"“It’s a simple no,” said a Verizon spokesperson who must be great company at funerals. “I hate to be blunt, but the answer is no.”"
http://consumerist.com/2014/11/06/verizon-rally-all-you-want-were-not-bringing-fios-to-your-town/